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Style
The Syndrome
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A Lot of Spunk

“I have a young heart. I have a lot of spunk left in me. And I think short people seem younger.”

Ballad of a Short Man

“Yes I’m a short man you see
But I will get to places
No one can”

Presidential Aura

Judge for yourself. Here are the heights of the 10 tallest and the 10 shortest presidents of the United States. Sure they have Abraham Lincoln, George Washington and Thomas Jefferson, but we have … uh … Ulysses Grant. Shorts James Madison – 5’4” Martin Van Buren –...

King Among Short Men

Oh my God, I expected to see a man but this is a boy.'”

SMG Interview: Somebody Knowledgeable

Somebody Knowledgeable talks about really interesting stuff in this test version.

A Regular Riot

“Why don’t you stand up so we can see you?”

Napoleon? We Don’t Want Him

I remember it clearly, all these years later. It was back in the days when I was smuggling bootleg rum into the Bahamas for a group of radical Mennonites. There I was, standing on deck, overseeing the men as they unloaded the cases. They were mostly Peace Corps...

What They Say

I've been collecting famous quotes about being short. Wisdom, descriptions of characters, anything that provides some insight into how the world perceives us little guys. Some are pretty ugly. Others inspirational. Here's what I've got so far: --- "Give me a guy less...

Mel Brooks on Sharpening His Tongue

When old Monty was in his formative years, I rarely missed checking out the latest issue of that essential publication for shaping the young mind, Playboy magazine. Of course, to see this venerable publication, I would have to visit my friend Clyde's house. Clyde's...

Good reasons to come up short

No advantage to being short, you say? Think again. Monty has some news for you. Us little guys lift more weight per pound, run further, live longer, and face cancer less, and that's just for starters. Here's a long list of proven advantages to being of lesser height...

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