A Regular Riot
“Why don’t you stand up so we can see you?”
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Author: Montgomery T. MacAdoo
Napoleon? We Don’t Want Him
I remember it clearly, all these years later. It was back in the days when I was smuggling bootleg rum into the Bahamas for a group of radical Mennonites. There I was, standing on deck, overseeing the men as they unloaded the...
Read MoreWhat They Say
I’ve been collecting famous quotes about being short. Wisdom, descriptions of characters, anything that provides some insight into how the world perceives us little guys. Some are pretty ugly. Others inspirational....
Read MoreMel Brooks on Sharpening His Tongue
When old Monty was in his formative years, I rarely missed checking out the latest issue of that essential publication for shaping the young mind, Playboy magazine. Of course, to see this venerable publication, I would have to...
Read MoreGood reasons to come up short
No advantage to being short, you say? Think again. Monty has some news for you. Us little guys lift more weight per pound, run further, live longer, and face cancer less, and that’s just for starters. Here’s a long...
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